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I wouldn't take this too seriously, I wouldn't normally do anything like this if it wasn't requested. Warning: it's terrible and full of inside jokes.

Crash Bandicoot and Adrien Brody M/M BDSM party on the moon
(this was the given theme)

This is a story that takes place many years ago. A story that took place one night long ago before the extranet was formed and the primary communication was called "internet". It is a story formed from the lust of an old actor who would stop at nothing to realize the dream he had as a young adult.

Verse 1
"2055"
Adrien Brody sits in a large apartment in the city of Neo-Los Angeles. He had long ago given up on acting. The onset of type 2 diabetes had made that final. He had his money and ambitions after that but blew through it all. Now at the age of 82 he, poor and forgotten, he looks back at his life; especially the years prior to his greatest role in "The Pianist". He remembers his inspiration, and the best friend he ever had.

Verse 2
"1998"
Adrien had just finished a marathon of Crash Bandicoot, his favorite game series. He had just bought Crash 3 the previous week and had immediately gone back and played through the first two (getting the true endings and no less) before starting it. Now finished with the third game he wondered if the games would always be so great. At the main menu he looked at Crash with wondering eyes. "What if he was real?" he thought. He looked at Crash with his goofy eyes and half-retarded demeanor and knew if he could never have Crash he would aspire to at least act like him.
Three years later "The Pianist" came out.

Verse 3
"The Game"
Now Adrien looks down at the item in his hands. A vidja game, as the kids called them. The colorful lettering on the box read: FULL LIFE! It was a game that promised to take you to a world where anything you wanted came true. Adrien had long ago promised himself that acting as retarded as Crash was good enough, with this however, he had changed his mind. After a short installation, Adrien Brody was ready.

Verse 4
"The Moon"
"Please choose a server!" a female voice said at the menu. Adrien had just finished modeling a character that looked exactly like him in his younger days but this new obstacle was beyond him.
"A WHAT?" he shouted confused at this advanced technology.
"Commencing lobular brain scan..." was the reply as beams of greenish light enveloped his character. "From the scan, we suggest Club Moon for your server. Have a fun time!"
In the blink of an eye Adrien was outside Club moon and clothed in a tight leather suit. It did not exactly match the atmosphere as he was literally standing on the moon if front of a building entitled "The Moon" but as the door opened and Adrien saw inside, he knew that that brain scan thing was right on. This was HIS fantasy.

Verse 5
"The Encounter"
"Welcome!" said a man who vaguely reminded Adrien of Freddie Mercury. "Your room has been set up!" Adrien was led through hallways lined with dozens of rooms into which some he could see men, beasts, characters, objects, and even food dressed in leather, tied up, beaten, and molested to various degrees. His mind was already filled with ecstasy and his lower body was getting there too. "Here you are." said pseudo Freddie Mercury as Adrien walked into his room. The door closed behind him and Adrien saw that this so-called vidja game was good to its word. There in the corner was his hero, Crash Bandicoot, tied up against a pole with his legs spread open, a ball gag in his mouth, an assortment of whips and toys beside him, and a fiery lusty passion in his eyes. Adrien almost came at the sight.

Verse Six
"The Experience of a Lifetime"
Adrien Brody walked straight to Crash. No words were needed, Adrien knew Crash could not talk back anyway. He immediately grabbed the nearby vice and gripped Crash's exposed balls with it. Crash twisted against the ropes and bondage in a mixture of pain and bliss. Adrien proceeded to assault with a variety of dildos and vibrators as well as flails and whips until Crash was in covered in scars and Adrien was getting worn out. After a short break, Adrien walked back to Crash who winced. Instead of receiving punishment however, Adrien removed his ball gag. He smiled, gave crash a kiss and simply said; "Let's fuck the pain away."
Adrien lowered his head to Crash's stiff animal-like penis and gave it a quick lick before going to town. Crash had come several times before and Adrien was amazed at how this game could imitate the taste of semen. After a minute or so Crash exploded inside Adrien's mouth. Surprised, Adrien gulped down what he could and looked up with a runny nose, "Only one thing left to do." he said.
Crash nodded in agreement and Adrien exclaimed in glee; "Great!" as he grabbed his dick. Adrien put his cock head against Crash's asshole and gently pushed. All the anal play had made the opening loose and he slid in easily but it was still tight inside. Crash whimpered a little but Adrien continued at his own pace, enjoying the wet and warm sensation of Crash's ass on his dick. Adrien got more motivated as Crash started yelping in joy. With one final thrust, Adrien released his load deep within Crash's anus as Crash released his seed allover Adrien's chest. After a brief moment of rest Adrien knew it was time to go. He patted Crash on the head saying, "I forgive you for selling out." and walked towards the door, signing out for the first, and last, time.

Verse Seven
Epilogue

Taken from a Netpaper a few days later:
"Aging actor Adrien Brody was found dead in his Neo-Los Angeles home Saturday. Brody, age 82, seems to have died from natural complications caused by his chronic diabetes. Brody died while playing the new hit vidja game: 'Full Life' which has not been linked to his death. Brody was best known for his part in the 2002 film "The Pianist" but had fallen on hard times 20 years ago. He had no surviving family."